Friday, July 1, 2011

Entry 113


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Ten Reasons Why I'm in a Pissy Mood Today

One:
My sister starts these arguments.
She never drops them.
Even after I have,
She insists
To keep on going
And going and going
And never shutting up, 
And all this is happening while
Two:
We're packing boxes
Fussing around with a tape gun
And constantly locating the marker
And the cutter and 
Taking things back and forth from the storage room,
And it isn't helping that
Three:
We're hungry and miserable
And we want some food
To keep us energized while we're here at
Four:
It's nearly midnight,
And we're tired and just want to go home, but
Five:
Everything must be packed and gone by the end of the week
So there's no time to waste,
And
Six:
I'm constantly being yelled at because
Seven:
Apparently I'm useless
Because I'm weak,
But I'm a girl,
So I can't really help that.
And constantly I hear
Eight:
My tamagotchis keep beeping
And it never ends
And I just want to take a bullet to my head
And make everything shut up.
Not to mention that
Nine:
Every time I sit down
It has to be on the floor
Because the couch is either covered
Or already claimed,
And right as I get comfortable,
I have to move
To get up and go do something.
And of course, finally,
Ten:
I'm constantly worried that
No one will be able to let me back in the house
Because it's so late at night
And I don't have a key,
Or my phone with me,
And what if my dad goes to bed?
And apparently me being worried
Makes people hate me
And yell at me.
Now,
Tell my why I shouldn't be in a pissy mood today.

"Ten Reasons Why I'm in a Pissy Mood Today," (c) Rebecca Grapentine, June 28th, 2011

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